Dumb Marketing Questions

Jan 2026 — Smart questions are as rare as hen’s teeth, and, sure, are absolutely great. However, dumb questions are my favorite. More than just the french fry of inquiries, dumb questions are great at getting you to just think for once about the fundamentals of any given thing. I think they show a sense of curiosity. Since I wanted to be an Internet Man on social media, I decided to collect my own favorite dumb marketing questions and answer them like a dummy in front of the camera. This is part of a series.

Goal: Be an Internet Person and make friends.